(419): Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
(323): Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
(217): The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
(604): I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction