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It's new. It's exciting. It's on drugs:
I ate too many people and their parents and grandparents and I don’t know why but I’m not even a little bit stronger than ever before— Magic Keyboard (@WeirdKeyboard) September 11, 2014
I’m in a statement issued by the government of national security and the other day I went on the phone with my voice and your sister.— Magic Keyboard (@WeirdKeyboard) September 11, 2014
(More at @WeirdKeyboard)
...secure, and also hilarious:
Credit card company: What's your mother's maiden name? Me: Donkey Kong Bumper Boat. Them: Uh, yes. What? Me: I'm in security.— Steve Werby (@stevewerby) February 7, 2013
Not sure how it is that I've never come across this before... back in the seventies the Portsmouth Sinfonia formed as a musical experiment. Here, they swap instruments and attempt to play Thus Spoke Zarathustra (better known to most of us as "that awesome bit from 2001: A Space Oddysey". Anyway, I nearly hurt myself laughing at the result...
...mind you, we already know swapping out the music for something else is endless fodder: