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nobody likes vuvuzelas

Especially not dogs!

Moral of the story: if you own a vuvuzela, throw the fucking thing away!

i'm comic sans, asshole

Brilliant imagined monologue... Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.: You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. ... Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

It's gold, go read the full rant :)

clarke and dawe on the new oil spill

A couple of weeks back I posted Front Fell Off... well speak of the devil: Clarke and Dawe on the US oil spill - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)