i swear i've had this conversation

Embedded software speak | DadHacker:

“That bug is going to need a fuck-ton of testing once we fix its ass.”

“What’s the difference between a fuck-ton and last week’s estimate of a metric buttload?”

“Well, one is metric, the other is english units... Slightly more, I guess.”

“And you also said it might be a fucking shit-ton?”

“A shit-ton is ten-to-the-fucktieth power fuck-tons. Where were you during orientation?”"

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