is that on your birth certificate?

...secure, and also hilarious:

Credit card company: What's your mother's maiden name? Me: Donkey Kong Bumper Boat. Them: Uh, yes. What? Me: I'm in security.

— Steve Werby (@stevewerby) February 7, 2013

(Sidenote: generate random words with Correct Horse Battery Staple and use a password safe to note which question it relates to. Easy! ;))

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